OKAYYYY, letter to myself

yea. i often daydream of totally pointless stuffs. EVERY SINGLE DAY.

for example.. yesterday i was working and in the midst of all that stressful work i look up to the window (my workstation is facing the window) and i saw this giant cloud and i was talking with the cloud inside my heart and i was mimicking the cloud’s voice and what it would say to me wtf.

the cloud was like a hip hop cloud wtf.

it went yo yo yo what you staring at jo, ju shood be doing your work there dawg.. and then the cloud morph into a peace sign wtf.

=.=

and i spent a good 20 minute making conversation with my imaginary friend, the cloud. wtf

=.=

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HEEEEEniways.

lets do an update! :)

1. YEAY. i’m no longer an ugly bimbo with patchy lala hair dye wtf. my hair is back to black now wtf and yes… i should not be so impulsive again. EVER.

2. Im going back home yeay!!!!! :) Gosh i love year ends cause i always go back IPOH in december :) best lah. :)

3. Christmas shopping is 70% done!! woohoo!!! :) i dont feel so christmasy this year tho. in comparison with last year. i dont feel the love. wtf. in fact.. i feel all emo and anti social..  >< how lah i think if i continue to be like this i will end up a loner damn sad T_T

4. I was watching this stupid series wtf (How i met your mother wtf S5E11) and marshall wrote a letter to himself in the future.. hahaa..  he wrote this list of stuff that he should achieve by 30 when he was 15 lol .. and then he found a box of this junk with the letter and when he read it.. he actually achieve eveyrthing in opposite wtf =.=

this makes me feel like writing myself a letter and things i should have achieve by the time im 30 hahaha wtf.

it”s gonna be exciting! :P

so……………………. HERE GOES. i should be reading this useless online space when im 30 hahaa

Hi Jen..

This is you when you were 25 and dumb.AHAHAHA.

wtf. OKok.. let’s see. Now that you are 30.. here are some things that you should have achieved by now. (If not, please do not resolve in indulging tubs and tubs of ice cream. and i mean it. )
by this time.. you should be living in you own designer space. with black and white theme. and pictures of your artwork hung all around you and most possibly, a walk in wardrobe. you should be married as well (wtf) and your husband must be someone cute and charming and obviously… smarter than you. wtf. perhaps you should already have a baby? wtf? but that is of course, no pressure hahaha wtf. BUTTT if you are still single.. i hereby grant you the permission to go out partying like mad tonight and then have a fling. hahaha :P wtf
you should be earning tripple the amount u are getting now (omg?) and because you’re 30 today.. i want you to take 50% off you wages this month and donate it to any charity of your choice. :) yes. the 25 year old you is very bossy thank you.
OH. when you are 30.. you should also lose the wtf syndrome and at least do not l337speak anymore.

Im not sure if facebook or twitter is still happening by the time you’re 30.. but if it is.. i think you should delete the account away. :P you can keep this useless blog tho. :)

When you’re 30… you should still have a FIT body. and i mean it. if you’re 20% fatter than your 25 year old body… please slap yourself hard on the face and go to the gym NOW. (if you are still sign on to one that is!). Oh.. no pressure on this.. but now that you’re 30.. you should be a master yogi or something. wtf. or at least attended at least 5 teacher training courses. wtf. and on your way to opening a yoga studio. wtf. or something. wtf

i hope youre not driving that piece of crap still (that car with burning tyres wtf). idk… 5 years from now cars might be so advance it can fly. wtf. but if youre still driving that piece of crap… please go to a car dealer and sell it off NOW.

now tht ur 30.. i hope you have visited all the ASEAN countries too! if not.. please book them tickets now. as a reward for hitting the big 3 O.

wtf

alright all the above are materialistic stuffs.
personally.. i hope when you are reading this… YOU ARE HAPPY and contented with your life, no matter how it turn out to be.
i know things can be rough here and there throughout your whole life but now that youre 30.. i just want you/me … to be happy. and going through mid year life crisis gracefully.

Got it?

From the 25 year old you,

Love,
Jen

:)

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AIte.

SONG OF THE WEEK!

Happy friday everyone!

-J

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